Ami's AfterChat NewsletterMay 1999Please Note: This newsletter was originally sent in May of 1999. It may not have improved with age. Information may be outdated and irrelevant, not to mention useless. It is here only for your enjoyment.
WELCOME
MAILING PROGRAM STILL BUGGY Evidently PowerMail has never run into anyone with such a large address book as I. While version 8 is able to juggle, sort, and spit out my entire newsletter list, there is apparently a teeny weenie little bug. It informs the quilter that email addresses who don't want the newsletter have been deleted when in fact they are still there. I have manually deleted the names I can remember by typing in my own email address and hitting save. (I'll be getting quite a few copies of this newsletter myself, so I know how you feel.)
Therefore, if you are...
CHANGING SEASONS Going from flannel to percale is always a difficult adjustment, so if you notice that I'm a little cranky it's because of sleep deprivation. It takes me a while to get used to the new sheets. The warm, fuzzy winter sheets are really my favorite. I'm the cold one. Steve turns the electric mattress pad up to "re-heat pizza," and lets it cook for five or six hours. Then I get to jump into a bed that feels like some warm body just vacated. Nice and cozy. With flannel jammies and socks I'm pretty much planted where I land. Not much moving around. Sandwiched in flannel with several quilts on top, I'm immobile. I don't get out of bed unless I hear the smoke detector. Turning over requires great effort and then I run the risk of electrocution as the static electricity built up by my attempted gyrations reaches dangerous levels. Summer requires a lighter quilt and the smooth slippery sheets---the 200 thread count cotton percales with the slick finish. They fairly crackle as you flap them out on the bed. Me and my nighties glide right over them. All I have to do it THINK about turning over and I'm there. I am a regular whirling dervish in summer sheets. Unfortunately, I have fallen out of bed twice over the years, both times at the beginning of the summer sheet season when I thought I was still entombed in flannel and attempted to turn over. The speed at which I was able to spin flipped me right out of bed. I ricocheted off the wall and landed padded-side-down on the floor. Thank goodness I tossed the clothes I was wearing the day before onto a nice heap on the floor to break my fall. So, until I get totally used to the new sensation of movement, I sleep lightly. I have to wake up fully before turning over. (I got more sleep when Jennie was an infant.) Added to this inconvenience is the fact that we now sleep with the window open. The birds get up entirely too early. They're up before the sun's all the way showing. And we have a ton of birds, all of whom must be living in the eaves under the bedroom window. Except the woodpecker who sounds like he's under the bed.
HOUSE UPDATE We think it looks incredibly wonderful in a residence occupied by an eccentric fiber artist who just celebrated her 76th birthday. It reminds me of furniture you see in cartoons---big, overstuffed with attractive humps and bumps. The couch is pink, the chaise is bright yellow, and the chair and ottoman is a large floral print that goes quite well with the other two pieces. It's kind of retro-20s and it made us both smile. OK, we giggled. You can take a look at the new addition on the web page now. Go to http://quilt.com/Artists/AmiSimms/UnderConstruction.html or just click Ami's Construction Project from my web site (http://www.quilt.com/amisimms). You'll be able to see pictures of the porthole laundry chute, assorted pictures of the furniture, and other stupid things.
IDIOTIC DECORATING IDEAS Once I got the bottom off, I filled it with tangled thread! Before fabric goes down the chute to be washed, I cut a very small triangle off each corner. (I should save the triangles, but I don't.) This minimizes fraying in the wash, and when things do get stringy and tangled, they just yank right off. I have a five gallon clear plastic peanut butter jar on the top of my dryer and all the strings and tangled threads I yank off the fabric as it goes from the washer to the dryer go into the jar. (It was such a shame to throw them out, besides they looked so pretty in the jar.) I have a glass cookie jar on my ironing table and strings I cut off as I iron go in the cookie jar. I've been saving thread tangles for years. Never knew what for. Now I do! I had enough strings and thread tangles to fill the lamp about half-way. You can see the lamp on the web page, too. Same place. Before you stuff your lamp with thread, take it to a lamp store. They can show you how to unscrew the base, can cut you a replacement pad thing for the bottom, and THEY CAN CHECK TO BE SURE THE LAMP IS THE KIND YOU CAN STUFF FLAMMABLE THREAD INTO. I don't think this will work with all lamps. PLEASE MAKE SURE THIS WILL WORK WITH YOUR LAMP BEFORE YOU FILL IT WITH THREAD. If it's the wrong kind of lamp, it could catch fire and you could lose your entire tangled thread collection. Or worse!
INTERESTED IN THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME? Louise keeps her groups small, usually only a dozen get to go. After an introduction to Kuna culture and a sewing lesson in Panama City we fly to one of the islands and stay near the Kuna village. Accommodations can be spartan (i.e. showers and toilets may be in another building) but the people are enthusiastic about meeting American needleworkers, the land is lush and beautiful (I've seen pictures from past trips) and the chance to meet these fascinating people is the opportunity of a lifetime. Louise has been leading trips to the islands of Panama since 1993. She contracts directly with agencies in Panama for flights within the country and transportation to these out-of-the-way places to keep the price as low as possible. You will need to secure your own travel arrangements to Panama City. This trip isn't for everyone, but it you're up for an adventure in a part of the world few tourists get to visit, come and join us. My mother and I are planning on going. If you'd like more information, please email and I'll send you information about the trip when brochures are available in about a month.
SUMMER SPECIALS I've also put together some special promotions for the summer. JUNE: 6 FREE coasters ready to transfer with every package of Photos-To-Fabric® transfer paper, plus directions! A $5.95 value! JULY: FREE copy of How NOT To Make A Prize-Winning Quilt with every order! An $8.95 value! AUGUST: FREE shipping with any order! (US orders only. Foreign orders deduct $3.50 from shipping costs.) Orders must be received during the specified month in order to qualify. Summer Specials can not be combined with any other offers. To order off the web, please go to http://quilt.com/Artists/AmiSimms/MailOrderFormV2.html or click on Order Form from the top page of my web site (http://quilt.com/amisimms).
FUNNY SIGN "THINK!" The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read: "THOAP!"
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